up your cool

To become less lame.

Boy 1: "I love Avatar so much I went to the midnight showing, bought the bedset, and I bought the costume for Halloween too!"
Boy 2: "Dude, we need to up your cool..."

by 559987654 April 7, 2010

Up your dick

A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them

"Aye, up your dick sure."

by Shauna Leigh, Eimer and Siobha February 11, 2009

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

It's up your ass

Something you say for a joke.

Your friend where is it?
it's up your ass!

by It's up your ass! September 26, 2018

Up Your Arse!

#1 - An appropriate response to any insult.

#2 - An answer to any question or request. Can be used for both an affirmative or negative response.

e.g. 1

Stratto: "You're a homo."
Ando: "Up your arse!"

e.g. 2

Gib: "While you're at the shops can you get me a $6 Cornetto?"
Sam: "Up your arse!"
Gib: "Thanks maaate."

e.g. 3

Police Officer: "Sir, you are going to have to put some clothes on. This is a playground and there are children around."
Sammy: "Up your arse!"

by Han :) March 25, 2010

up your guts

A fictitious Englishman, usually played by Colin Firth may use dalliance to charm a lady, but a proper native of Albion shouts this at the object of his desire; usually from a building site or a white van.

Man leaning from scaffolding on building site whistles at pretty lady walking past, and upon gaining her fleeting attention, shouts:
'Oy, darling! Up your guts!'.

by sconch66 March 1, 2014

up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"

"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"

by Chris March 20, 2005