Unfuckable

A guy who has no interest or being a father, husband, or lover is unfuckable. A female that wants a lover, husband, or kids has to find a fuckable dude, usually a guy she thinks is hot, as many unfuckable guys are not. Some unfuckable guys are vain, narcissistic assholes, like this one guy Sean who likes to talk about himself more than any other subject.

As long as you keep trying to fuck with the unfuckable dudes, you're going to be let down. Find a fuckable dude who likes your faggot friends and marry the poor bastard.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Unfuckable

When extra efforts are put to insure an individual cannot have sex

I heard he has aids he's "UNFUCKABLE" plus he looks like a kid.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

unfuckable

a slut who fucked so many men that she loose as any woman can be hence she is unfuckable.

that prostitute was unfuckable, i had to get a refund

by mordafucker August 22, 2011

Unmuckable

Incapable of being mucked up.

I mucked up my Mac. And my mac genius is in Antarctica. Sniffle.

I thought Macs were supposed to be unmuckable.

by Feisty September 23, 2009

Unfuckable-uhcable

A word used to describe an action that is not achievable at the time. Usually at a drunk stage when it seems like you can do something and are sure you can; so sure that there is no way you could mess it up. Usually used when drunk off Iced Tea and Ginger Ale or lemanade. (This could be used as a verb only when drunk; Sober it just doesnt make sense and just proves you are a stupid piece of shit of a person, not funny at all) Using this word out of context could bring mean you need a to get a new life.

Sober friend "Dude give me ur keys, u cant drive tonight, ur going to fuck us up."

Drunk Friend "Nah man, i aint drunk. i could still drive this shit all the way back to campus. i got this, its unfuckable-uhcable.(burp)"

Cop "Your under arrest. Driving drunk was be fuckable-uhcable of you. You guys are fuckin stupid."

Boy A "Are u goin to try to make water while your drunk, u shouldnt do that"
Boy B "Hells yea dude, its not that hard, its like unfuckable-uhcable-uhcable."

by Franky JSkinny siete tres cinc October 3, 2009

Unslickable

to detect and stop all slick movement from getting past you or anyone one else

that beautifully gorgeous ninja trys to slick by the Unslickable old man distracted by his coffee and danish.

by OLD MAN eating a danish October 8, 2010

Unfuckable

When a persons life cannot be sabatoged in any way due to the fact that they never allow any human to have the drop on them. Always a step ahead of society.

Watch your step because I am unfuckable. I have so much dirt on you and could ruin your life in heartbeat if you rub me the wrong way but you could not do the same.

by Dressed as a donkey March 16, 2021