God created the universe
by Duke zepar July 6, 2018
A place where you spend four years of your life away from family and for the most part drunk with the occaisonal lecture on the subject of your choice.
university is becoming more popular as school leavers realise it is a place were they can get drunk every day of the week without worrying about what their parents will say.
by randomer66 October 4, 2009
"That bitch Betsy did my laundry, gave me a blumpkin, did my accounting and homework. When you flip her upside down she fixed fixed my car, took it in the ass, and sprayed orange juice out of her nipples. That universable skank is whats up.
by virchung September 13, 2010
A cover-up by the members of the faculty of sciences to create large amounts of illegal drug substances, such at Methamphetamine, Heroine, and many others. Students who discover such secrets are subjected to the Liquid Nitrogen Torture.
"Wow! That's a whole lot of Meth Ice!"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"
by gusto5 March 6, 2006
A conversation, blog, discussion or other type of dialog or discourse about the universe, or ideas related to the cosmology, physics, theoretical physics, mathematics or theology underlying it.
I found a great universation blog on the Web today, which I gave me a better understanding of the relationship between matter and energy.
by AMDenis July 11, 2008
by macoroni box May 8, 2019