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underwear snooker 

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
underwear snooker by Kieran January 17, 2004

underwear jockey 

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.
underwear jockey by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010

underwear eaten by ass 

When a bottom (homosexual) is really thirsty for some dick and his ass eats up his underwear.
When I saw that big black cock I had my underwear eaten by ass.

Underwear Sniffer 

A man who seeks out other men (sometimes women's) underwear to sniff or bury their face in. Often found in gyms and pools, the ultimate goal of an underwear sniffer is to find unwashed underwear, so they can breath in the smell of a stranger's dick and ass.
I can't find my briefs after gym class until I came across our underwear sniffer coach taking a deep breath from them in his office.
I let him keep them.
Underwear Sniffer by ATotalFaq October 23, 2022

underwear art 

when you fart, especialy really wet, loud, or extra bad.
you might not wanna sit there, doughboy was just sitting there and he was making underwear art.
underwear art by paksta8827xx December 22, 2008

underwear wine

A unique double fermentation process typically derived from taking wine or other spirits and spilling there contents (such as a bottle breakig) on undergarments that have been previously worn. Afterwards or during the soaked contents is kept in an air tight container (such as a persons luggage) in order enhance the fermentation process. After several days of soaking the undergarments are strained of their liquids and re-bottled to reveal a distinct and delicate flavor.
At first Mike was upset about his luggage being lost on his way back from Spain, however his hopes raised dramatically when he thought about the underwear wine that may be waiting for him in the long run.
underwear wine by ballzakk February 28, 2008