eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

by mac2 September 10, 2009

underwear-gnome

1.) One who looks around in another's underwear drawer.
2.) Someone with an underwear fetish.

I caught Steve sniffin Sarah's underwear like a little underwear-gnome.

by Skyler23 September 24, 2005

Ed's Underwear! (gags)

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.

Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!

by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005

underwear-thug

A gangsta, tough guy, or bad dude so committed to getting to the fight as quick as possible that he will run out of the house in his underwear to punch on!!!!!

Here comes Doug Chug Underwear-Thug

by Loose dolly April 20, 2011

A rainbow in the underwear

A rainbow in the underwear occurs when someone (presumably a man) has made the greatest possible variety of excretions in his underpants. This would consist of a brown stain, a yellow stain, and an off-white stain.

Jean Pierre Garnier never wipes his ass, so he has skid marks; he has also been known to have wetdreams almost nightly. A few months ago thirty people came to his house to scream at him. He pissed himself and a made a rainbow in his underwear.

by DLa April 6, 2005

when the underwear is sus

i fucking looked at a trash can

when the underwear is sus haha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding

by transdisciplinary September 15, 2021

old underwear

Sleeping with someone you've slept with many times in the past. They are comfy and familiar and easy to slip into.

"I ran into Steve at the bar last weekend and I slipped right into that old underwear, but I haven't called him since."

by bittermel June 24, 2008