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Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican 

Noun

Gay conservatives started a group called the "Log Cabin Republicans," in a strange reference to Abraham Lincoln. Of course, this group was founded in 1977, when Republicans were openly discriminating against the LGBTQ+ community. This prompted commentators to begin comparing the group to the term "Uncle Tom," someone who thinks of slave masters as benevolent dictators, and just treating them nicely will persuade them to end their genocidal slavery practices. Hence, an "Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican."
Don't count on him to care about trans rights. He's an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican who still deadnames Caitlyn Jenner, despite HER being an Uncle Tom's Cabin Republican herself!
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uncle tom comes to town 

The monthly menstral cycle of the female anatomy, stands for Time Of the Month
lauren said to steph" ohh nooo, uncle tom comes to town today"

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.
She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

Uncle Tom Nigger Snitch 

A House Slave or Anyone Else who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.
The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Nigger Snitches.

white uncle tom 

A White person who will do anything to stay in good standing with non whites including lies and betraying his own people.
John: As a white man myself, I believe whites should be discriminated for their ancestors crimes
Anonymous: WUT? wut.
Shelia: Agreed, He is totally a white uncle tom .
white uncle tom by Chinablue August 19, 2014

Goodbye Uncle Tom 

RACISTS BEWARE: Goodbye Uncle Tom is a 1971 shockumentary film made by Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi in which they pretend to go back in time and "document" American slavery in the 19th century. It's been called the most vile film ever made. It includes rapes, castrations, young black girls dancing in the nude for possible male buyers.

It's nasty as shit, hard to sit through without vomiting, and yet, the most accurate depiction of slavery yet. Everything re-enacted in the movie is based on something that actually happened in history. Go check it out. It'll put you on your ass.
"I just watched Goodbye Uncle Tom. I need to go rinse my mouth out."

"All you racist dickwads should be forced to watch Goodbye Uncle Tom. It'll make you shut the fuck up."
Goodbye Uncle Tom by WhiteGuilt October 30, 2012

SILVER UNCLE TOM 

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.
HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".