Urethra Joe

If you see urethra joe you must run far away and never look back.

"Oh my god urethra joe is coming, run!"

by Urethra Joe July 05, 2023

urethra bubble

urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.

my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste

by jack March 29, 2005

Urethra Infestation

The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes

Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!

by Mark4Fetish March 17, 2021

urethra mucus

Something that comes out of your dick when you get horny

(cum)

There was urethra mucus coming out of my dick when I was horny. Sticky and white.

by Random Words & Definitions November 04, 2022

Urethra Tongue Dance

Also UTD. The act of gently licking over the urethra/pee hole of a penis or vagina. Sticking ones tongue into a pee hole.

I asked her to give me the urethra tongue dance while she sucked my dick.

by JackednHandsome April 14, 2022

CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)

CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.

"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"

by Trish_The_Hebrew May 09, 2010

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 19, 2018