UPS 

meaning "I got next" when playing a game. usually like i play winner.

i got ups next game.
ups??? what the hell are you talking about, ups....idiot

UPS by my name is your name June 17, 2005

UPS 

UR pussy stank

when you see a girl and she's a smut, you say "UPS"

(biggest whore you know walk by & you look at your friend)
"UPSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

UPS by smutbucket March 30, 2010

UPS 

1. Uncontrolable Penis Syndrome (Keep getting boners that don't go away)

John stalled his presentation at his buisness meeting in hope that his severe case of UPS would go away.

UPS by Billybobthorton January 3, 2007

ups 

United Penis Suckers

Your a UPS. ...

ups by m!k3 R335h October 1, 2007

UPS 

Ur Penis Smells

Arthur: "God damn, Walton, UPS"
Walton: "I get that a lot, what does it mean, no one tells me but I always thank them"
Arthur: "Ur Penis Smells."

UPS by WaltonsPenisSmells March 25, 2013

ups 

To possess the ability to jump as though you were a statuesque athlete of African descent.

Damn, that boy's got ups!

ups by ted bar May 24, 2010

ups 

A person who is so dumb, you can't even describe them with the word downs. Worse then downs.

D00D, Shannen you have ups. You're so retarded.

ups by erica schisley January 12, 2008