Dude: im going to take an upper decker in burger kings toilet.
(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
(Dude upper decks BK)
Later someone takes a piss and flushes toilet: what the!
by mountain high mush September 13, 2014
Get the upper decker mug."Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021
Get the Upper Decker mug.When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.
1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.
2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.
3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
by PT118 May 4, 2024
Get the Upper Decker mug.Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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Get the upper decker mug.that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.
by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006
Get the Upper-decker mug.the act of taking a shit in the cistern of a pub or restaurent toilet to highlight dissatisfaction at service or food standards.
causes the water flushed into the toilet to be shitty. and lets face it, who is gonna take a turd out of a cistern??? muuhahahaha
by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003
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