Taint Turner

A "Taint Turner" is the official term for a double rim job in which two people lick each other's butt holes AT THE SAME TIME. It's kind of like "69" except one person must arch their back in order for the deed to be achieved. It is not for the faint of heart or Mormons.

Remember that one time when we did the "Taint Turner" after eating Indian food.

by Rimmy Jimmy March 13, 2014

Nate Turner

A faster talker and swindler of empty promises, tall tales entice his victims while imagery of stock piled gold deposits, crude silver, and coinage hordes are used as a human mouse trap and the receiver is a human burned victim

I thought I was being a good person and before I knew it the Nate Turner was already in full swing and I was out $400.

by ScumbagPoet May 22, 2020

ALEX TURNER

ALEXANDER DAVID TURNER IS LIKE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER OF ALL THE SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS TO ROME THIS PLANET. He’s so photogenic and awkward and doesn’t know what’s going on around him. He’s really bipolar with his fashion and can’t make his mind up with what hairstyle he wants. Some people will say that he doesn’t know how to sing but bruh he obviously does if he’s come this far with his music 🙄🤚🏻. Or maybe it’s just his SEXY MOTHERFUCKIN SELF THATS ATTRACTED ALL THE GIRLS.

Omg! he’s such an Alex Turner to me 😫
IS THAT ALEX TURNER!! I’m gonna faint

by Someone took me name July 23, 2021

Wet Tina Turner

(n) a three step, multi-person, alcoholic shot, typically taken with jaegermeister or tequila, but that can be performed with any hard liquor. The three steps include (1) taking the shot (2) the shooter's friend or passerby then douses the shooter with a glass of water to the face (3) that same person or a third person then slaps the shooter on the cheek, relatively hard, but not too hard.

My favorite shot? Oh, that's an easy one, it's a Wet Tina Turner! You forget about how bad the liquor tastes because you immediately get hit with a glass of water and slap to the face!

by SlappedTooHard123 March 10, 2017

ambi-turner

One that has the ability to turn both ways.

"I'm not an ambi-turner.. I can't turn left." - Zoolander

by blueolive May 2, 2005

Turnerism

A phrase to describe certain lyrics that Alex Turner (of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets) writes. He comes up with very unique similes and metaphors that he is now famous for. This is referred to as a turnerism.

Listening to Suck it and See: "...You're rarer than a can of dandelion and burdock, and those other girls are just post-mix lemonade..."

Fan: Wow, what a brilliant Turnerism!

by esileysiad July 1, 2016

Brock Turner

A white male prep/college kid that genrally uses drugs, or other unconsent tactics to have sex with women, or a person of that ideal look talks about preying on weak women.

Person 1: "aw man im gunna fuck that bitch tonight"

Person 2: "shes just drunk and dancing man, she probably dosnt want a random dude comming up behind her".

Person 1: " no man, girls who dance and get drunk at bars are lookin to fuck"

Person 2: "whatever you say brock turner, good luck with that"

by Pigpappa June 11, 2016