twat swatter 

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

twat swatter by smarties37 May 12, 2014

Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.

Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!

Twat Swatted by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

Twat Swatter by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

twat swatting 

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

twat swatting by JkT October 20, 2005

Twat Swatter 

This is a girl who prevents her friend from hooking up with a guy. The female version of what we know as a "cock block".

Suzie and her hot guy are making out on the dance floor.

Girls friend: (while beginning to cry) Suzie, this break-up I am going through is so hard. I just need my girlfriends right now. Let's go.

Suzie's friend is a Twat Swatter

Twat Swatter by mi_ni June 11, 2009

twat swatter 

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

twat swatter by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat Swatter 

A twat swatter is the female equivalent of a cock blocker. A female friend may be blocking you from wooing another female, either out of ignorance or jealousy.

Jill is such a twat swatter; I was so close to Linda liking me until she showed up.

Twat Swatter by t89472 August 30, 2010