Spanish Turbine

The act of covering oneself in salsa and ejaculating whilst doing a backflip.

I went over to Jeremy’s and I walked in on him doing the Spanish turbine.

by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024

turbineator

High wind and/or shoddy design/materials/workmanship dat causes huge numbers of whirligig-generators to break down and self-destruct.

A recent viral-video of a wind-farm fire showed more than one machine going up in flames at da same time --- let's hope dat it was merely an accident due to severe weather and/or faulty design, and dat Big Oil didn't send a Turbineator there to purposely sabotage said clean-energy facility!

by QuacksO January 17, 2023

Wind Turbine

When you’re having sex and your partner uses a hair dryer on high setting to blow air into your butthole or vagina

I normally don’t like butt stuff but the wind turbine really got me going

by Xo_livinggarbage February 18, 2025

Turbine Cowboy

Another name for a wind turbine technician. Crazy bastards seeking a thrill

You hear that Jeff is a turbine cowboy now?

by sjdvs1776 April 11, 2024

Turbine

When two prolapsed anuses come together and a fart is transplanted from one to the other.

Me and my frat bros turbine’d last night bruh

by Terdfurgueson September 29, 2023

Turbin Dick

Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017