Tuan

To make up complete bullshit to shield one's self from being accountable for their own action.

No Tuans

by OniArale April 6, 2023

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Tuan

A Red Bull with vodka. You can specify which vodka and energy drink you’d like (optiona).

Hi can I get a Tuan please?
Hi can I get Tito’s Tuan please

by aPPliedF0rce December 8, 2022

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Tuans

ADHD

Tuans just have ADHD

by Tuan101 October 12, 2020

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Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning

When a Vietnamese man is stroke their dick so hard, that his eyelids flutter.

Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.

by Jonas187 February 2, 2025

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Tuaning

Falling asleep at random, in random places

Ex. 1:
Look at Jess, Tuaning on the printer. Again...

Ex 2:
Chris: Where's Charlie?
Jacob: Tuaning over there.
Chris: When is she not tuaning during a lecture?

by JakeyBoy December 7, 2012

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