Troy

Troys are a breed of subhumans that have large nostrils, usually the size of black holes. They are typically 2-3 feet, but can be as short as 6 inches. Troys gain their energy from consuming d100s, and making bad jokes. When a Troy dies, it evaporates into the wind.

A Troy ate my d100 again.

by AJTheApple May 4, 2019

Troy

A guy that is loved by everyone around.

Speaker #1: That guy is so cool.
Speaker #2: He must be named Troy.
Speaker #1: I would fuck him till I drop.

by dory1536 December 4, 2017

Troy

Some kid 11-16 who thinks hes parkour pro but is not really. He might try and jump and touch the top of a tree to show off to other females.

"hey bro, you think you can touch that leaf up there? no you cant cuz your names not troy, Fag"

by BlazinRaisinAf October 3, 2017

Troy

Someone who has brown shaggy hair, wears beanies, has pokemon plugs, a weird high-ish voice, and loves Peace Tea. He's also really sweet and adorable.

His hair so fab likes Troy's.

by weird person who has issues April 7, 2015

Troy

Most likely a gay guy

He is so a troy

by Smartassninja November 13, 2019

Troy

A gay boy with extreme retardism

He is such a troy

by Gay boy Troy August 9, 2019

Troy

A weak, unmanly man that is unable to satisfy women. Cuckolded by stronger males. Often found working engineering or IT jobs. Grouchy and unapproachable due to their problems with women.

Dude, that guy is such a Troy. His wife has been spreading all over town

by Daddy Dong for Jesus April 1, 2022