jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015

On The Joshua Tree

An expression reinforcing or questioning the validity of a statement. Used in the same way as "on god" or "fr".

"bro those guys suck lmao"-broy
"on the joshua tree" - bris

by TheHandOfBoxes June 4, 2022

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

Treejected

When something you throw hits a tree.

At the disc golf course...

Fred- throws disc hits tree.

Chloe- "treejected!"

Kyle- "word."

by Cholay November 4, 2011

Treejumper

A Pedophile. Someone who waits in trees for unsuspecting children.

That treejumper had to register with the state for his crimes.

by RottoDeath May 6, 2019

Treej

A sexual act in which one uses a hole within a tree to simulate oral sex.

I shouldn't have given myself a treej last night. Now I have termites.

by Midnite of Random October 17, 2015