trading lumber

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

tradition

A excuse for people to do things that is illegal.

A random person runs a around naked in the park.
Bob: Go put some clothes.
The naked person: This is my family tradition
Bob: Oh, continue then.

by I will just write some March 17, 2022

Hoarse Tradition

When you give head so hard your voice is hoarse the next day.

“Tiffany sounds sick today. I hope she’s alright!”
“It’s Hoarse Tradition, she’ll be fine”

by imaspork003 November 26, 2020

Trading Paint

This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.

I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.

by Skooma314 September 1, 2009

trading he-man swords

a homosexual activity.

They have been trading he-man swords since back in the day.

by dorkicorn November 23, 2013

Trading Skin

When two men who are engaging in sexual activities create enough friction by rubbing their penises together to the point of which they have rubbed off skin on each other.

"Bro, I just got done trading skin with Betty White in the bath 10 minutes ago."

by Valterain April 28, 2015

Rage Tradie

A person, employed in a trade such as plumbing, carpentry, electrical work who has sadly encountered you driving in front of them on the road and has then had a bad, bad reaction. You have ruined their day.

Rage Tradies can be identified by either the type of Ute, Truck or Van they are driving clearly marked with their company name, or by the use of strong profanity as they tailgate and road rage you and any other motorist who has the misfortune to currently be in their way.

Rage Tradie most often spotted in natural habitat on the road with a mobile phone either at ear or in lap.

Caution - Do Not Engage, you will incite more rage.

Mate, this Rage Tradie has been tailgating us for yonks. Mate, just go round!

by noproblemhere January 6, 2019