indian totem pole

when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.

running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.

by killsmith December 11, 2007

totus porcus

completely, totally ( from mock Latin for whole hog)

I heard them spill the beans, totus porcus.

by The Return of Light Joker May 19, 2011

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017

Totem Pole

Rolling a blunt with multiple roaches from finished blunts, then use a nader for the final roach.

We’re gonna smoke that totem pole before we go out, if that’s cool with you

by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020