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TORD

TORD, meaning Turd But different. This is a turd like no other. Its as bad as walking in on you wife when shes cheating on you with your brother when shes naked and has peanut butter all over her while laying on top of a man with bread stapled to his nipples and another man above your brother that just pile drives him into you wife screaming peanut butter and jelly.
"Man that taco bell was good man."
"I think I am about to TORD!?!"
by MyNameIsE.D. September 20, 2022
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Tord

Guy with red hoodie an funni hair
Guy 1: Tord’s so cool
Guy 2: bro he left the show 12 years ago
by Crystal Iz Cool! September 24, 2022
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Tord

Tord is someone who is really hot and cute from eddsworld. he wears a red hoodie and has 2 spikes on his hair that kinda look like cat ears or devil ears. if you hate him ur crazy.
Tord from eddsworld is my favorite character.
by EddsworldFangirl March 12, 2022
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tords._wife

A dumbass tord simp who laughs at pics of fruit
It told me to put tords._wife here so there
by swqgirayy_ July 28, 2021
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tords._wife

tords._wife is someone who loves tord from the popular YouTube channel eddsworld
Here’s an example
Guy 1:Hey have you heard of tords._wife?
Guy 2:No who are they?
Guy 1: They are someone who makes whatever the fuck they want

Guy 2: Sounds cool I might follow!
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Tords._Wife

Tords._Wife is a tiktoker who posts about many things but mainly Tord from that one show i forgor. She is scary, she simps for Tord😟
Me: wow Tords._Wife is one of my followers! I should mutual them!
Someone else: no way they post Tord simp posts?!?!???
by StrawberryMM July 28, 2021
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tords._wife

OMFG JUST AN AMAZING PERSON LIKE OMG BRO YOU'RE SO COOL ILY/P
by Mattsmirrorhouse July 29, 2021
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