Tootsie Roll Canoli 

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

Tootsie Roll Canoli by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

Tootsie Roll Twister

When your fucking a girl and she squeezes your'e nipples so hard you shit yourself.

Last night a fucked a bad bitch and she gave me bad Tootsie Roll Twister

Tootsie Roll Twister by Behind The Back Ur Moms A Snak January 13, 2020

tootsie roll effect

The effect that occurs after the tootsie roll critical number has been met or surpassed. The result is while making bowel movements, the tootsie rolls come out like when went in, as if there was no digestion at all.

See all those twentysomething pieces of brown on the floor? This was a direct result of the tootsie roll effect.

tootsie roll effect by rudog September 8, 2005

Tootsie Roll Spaghetti 

When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.

Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.

Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.

Clay Aiken: Awesome.

Tootsie Roll Spaghetti by x94952 January 3, 2011

tootsie roll critical number 

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

I met and surpassed the tootise roll critical number, as i am now here suffering the consequences on the shitter.

tootsie roll critical number by rudog September 8, 2005

Tootsie Roll Syndrome 

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.

Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?

Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.

Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?

Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.

Tootsie Roll Syndrome by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011

tootsie roll critical number 

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

tootsie roll critical number by rudog September 26, 2005