toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.

"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."

by ptakattack August 27, 2011

toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste (usually crest) on your nipples to get a pleasant buzz.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.

Jimmy: Hey, have you ever tried toothpasting?
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.

by jim n. iger May 07, 2012

toothpasting

the act of putting toothpaste on your nipples to attain a high.

Dude I cant pay attention, im high from toothpasting that im losing my mind.

by ObamasLoveChild May 07, 2012

toothpasting

a practice where one smears toothpaste on his or her nipples to achieve a high

I've been toothpasting all day today. No kidding, i'm still feeling high.

by toothpastingeveryday May 07, 2012

Toothpaste

When a certain somebody is apart of the ‘Toothpaste Gang’.

“Aye holmes, are you toothpaste amigo?”

by TootpasteG April 07, 2019

Toothpaste

When someone is fake or lies behind your back.

That girl said that you're stupid, but if she tells you any different, she's being so toothpaste.

by Everybody's Favorite Nipple January 31, 2016

toothpasting

When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Jane wiped her ass a million times but couldn't get that last little turd out, so she tried toothpasting herself and BAM, no more dingle berries.

by badtitties October 11, 2011