TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

Rootin tooter

An ass that can fart

She got a rootin tooter, alright!

by !Gloomy June 7, 2023

Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!

by DJ Optimus P March 30, 2020

tooter bop

tooter bop- something faggots say not knowing your supposed to say “thooter bop”

Jay-Z: Beyoncé why were you out being a little tooter bop last night?
Beyoncé: Jay-Z what the fuck is a tooter bop? Do you mean thooter bop?
Jay-Z: NO YOU TOOTER BOP

by baddiefrmda408 September 9, 2023

Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023

hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 4, 2011

Cooter and Tooter

The combination of a women’s vagina and butthole, respectively.

I just watched my dog rub her cooter and tooter across the whole fucking carpet.

by judisthehudis May 1, 2018