Louis Tomlinson

Louis tomlinson is a smol bean. He claims he is 5'9 but we all know he is at least shorter than 5 feet :).

But dont be fooled by his innocent face. Listen to no control and you'll get what i mean ;)

His fans call themselves louies

Currently dating Harry styles ( look up TOP 100 LARRY MOMENTS) iykyk

He isnt just another member of one direction. He is an amazing and talented person. stream walls for clear skin ;)

Louis fan: Louis Tomlinson!!! Your such a smol bean
Louis: No!! Im big ;(((

by ur mom :)))))))) September 10, 2020

disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

by Telephony June 13, 2013

Louis Tomlinson

A person who makes men question their sexuality.

Man- I'm not gay but Louis Tomlinson could have sex with me

by Ttd123wdw March 16, 2019

Toolie

A name many rappers use to call a gun

“I pull up with scooby, he grippin that toolie”

by ImTxger_ May 23, 2018

toliet Nazi

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.

Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!

by Telephony December 31, 2013

toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

by Telephony January 4, 2011

harry tomlinson

Harry Tomlinson is the beautiful husband of Louis Tomlinson. He tops most but they kinda share that.

Harry has curls.

Louis: "Louis Styles sounds like a Llama eating a frog."
Harry: "Yeah but Harry Tomlinson sounds like your beautiful bum."

by theykindasharethat January 3, 2017