Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

tool script

Dialogue usually used by a female to get someone to do something for her. Similar to being a tease

All it takes is a little tool script and she'll have him right where she wants him

by exec-lear-man December 14, 2010

Tool shed

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.

yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009

tool shed

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts

The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.

by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010

Tool Stamp

Remember that one time you were sitting in class and you see that girl in front of you with that tribal/floral/butterfly tattoo (appropriately labeled a "tramp stamp") across her lower back? Well what about that poor guy in front of you in History/Math/Science/Etc class with the black tribal tattoo centered on his upper back? Meet the "tool stamp." For those guys who want to match the dream tramp of their dreams... this is the new age Tarzan and Jane folks.

Wow, have you ever seen such a tool stamp? What a tool.

by VPBubbles February 17, 2009

Coming out of the tool shed

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

tool shed

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

by cro magnum October 6, 2007