painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004

toenails

this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)

Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails

by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009

tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.

Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010

Toenails

Toecovers

Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

Wooden toenails

An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.

Look at you you wooden toenails

by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019

Ventis.Toenails

idk some random person i saw on my fyp and they didnt have any definitions so i wanted to make one. i follow them now so whatever

um idk Ventis.Toenails

by vinqiqi November 24, 2021

tough kitty toenails

used as a replacement for the term "tough."

"My cat just died!"
"Tough kitty toenails."

by joeseph325 June 18, 2021