Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024

Toblerone

A significantly large or bulky line of cocaine, as popularised in the film '44 inch chest'.

"I like a line the size of a fucking Toblerone."

by Messgorough March 22, 2024

Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.

He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.

by purphanz January 26, 2024

Tobleroning

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant

Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman

by Splunky March 19, 2023

toblrone geekyhard

noun - means “told bro we geek hard”

“we toblrone geekyhard last night.”

“we needed to toblrone geekyhard so he can join us geek!”

by jellyfishxheart March 29, 2024