totestalatarianism

the act of dominating a person or persons via the phrase totes

Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:

A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.

by Jessica EL April 16, 2008

Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.

Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.

by Ser Davos April 18, 2020

Toutes des salopes

"They're all sluts" in French. Used to point out the obvious, by frustration or for comical release.

Toutes des salopes! Sauf nos mères et nos soeurs. Nos mères par respect, et nos soeurs par ignorance.

They're all sluts! Except our mothers and sisters. Our mothers from respect, and our sisters by ignorance.

"Toutes des salopes!" said Tom after he got dumped.

by soakrmk July 7, 2006

totes dillo

An emphatic form of "totes". Totally, absolutely.

Are we going to the party? Totes dillo!

by danhoo_ May 29, 2017

twatesque

To be twat-like, or reminding one of a twatologically inclined person.

"Those guys in block 70 annex are mildly twatesque in nature."

by spacecadetdave November 10, 2006

Totes Pressed

Totally Depressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

toatsome

Totally awesome.

Q: "Did you see that bird?"
A: "Yea that was toatsome"

by cellphonegreenpencil May 25, 2011