Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

tiger woods

The act in which you have sexual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. Making it in every hole like Tiger Woods does.

Person 1: Yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!

by Discard February 22, 2008

Alaskan Tiger Woods

Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.

Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!

by Sexy Mambaso 69 July 26, 2011

Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.

"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"

by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013

Tiger Woods List

A list that married men keep in their head, of hot women that they want to bang on the side and pay hush money to.

Wow she is so fine, she is on my Tiger Woods List.

by Casey Black February 24, 2010

Tiger Woods' wife mad

Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.

man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.

by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010

Tiger Woods

King Henry VIII without the executions.

King Henry VIII was such a player, he had two of his wives executed so he could fuck up another one.

This defines Tiger Woods perfectly.

by jbljbhujbnjm,blkj.hn February 19, 2010