Soul tie dick

After some fire dick she starts admiring you more than ever and continuously stares at you after the session knowing she’s about to do anything to keep you.

“Girl cj gave me that soul tie dick and I’m about to risk it all for him to be mine for forever”

by Court27 February 28, 2022

Sickle Tie Anemia

The odd, unexplainable phenomenon wherein your necktie, when returned from the dry cleaner, has a slight but noticeable "J" or sickle shape.

Damn, man. Every tie I stain comes back from the cleaners with Sickle Tie Anemia! What's up with that?!

by SteelyDuck February 5, 2021

square tie

a relatively small comic based on a square shaped tie, created by Sabrina Montague, that is enjoying a growing fanbase and internet support, and can be found at: www.myspace.com/squaretie

'have you seen that new square tie comic... is soo geeeky?!!'

by sabz121 October 29, 2008

stinky bow tie

the act of placing ones nut sac around their own erect penis, while inserting the penis into the mouth receiving anal fixation via the partners nose. all this is happening while the nut sac is making a nice bow tie on the partners neck. (see Cincinnati bow tie)

(person a)"oh dude! last night she was sniffing out my butthole!"
(person b)"what? thats totally gay"
(person a)"no man its cool it was a stinky bow tie"
(person b)"oh"
(high fives ensue)

by stinkybowtielover September 29, 2010

Suit and Tie Rap

An expression used for corporate rap music that is solely made to generate money and deteriorate rap music.

Person #1: Did you hear the new Soulja Boy?
Person #2: Nah. That is suit and tie rap

Genius: Protect Ya Neck!
When he's looking for a suit and tie rap that's cleaner than a bar of soap

by El Bimbo November 10, 2010

Sportin a tie

Walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.

Rock out with your cock out? No, we're more professional than that. We prefer sportin a tie.

by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 25, 2011

tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021