Definitions by SteelyDuck
Schaden-fraud
Anyone who tells you that there is no English word for what the Germans call “schadenfreude”, the deriving of joy, pleasure, or satisfaction from the misfortune or failure of another person.
The word is “Epicaricacy”, but only people who know how to think, use a dictionary or google know it, and know that those who make that claim are lazy fools pretending to be part of an “in-crowd” of dunces.
A Schaden-fraud is typically someone of low intellect, who believes everything they hear.
The word is “Epicaricacy”, but only people who know how to think, use a dictionary or google know it, and know that those who make that claim are lazy fools pretending to be part of an “in-crowd” of dunces.
A Schaden-fraud is typically someone of low intellect, who believes everything they hear.
Man #1: Dude, Mary was feeling some real schadenfreude when her bitch roommate crashed her new Honda on her way to the prom.
Man #2: Hmmph.
Man #1: Um, you do know what schadenfreude means don’t you? It’s a German word and there is no English …
Man #2: It means epicaricacy, and why the hell are you speaking German when you’re Irish and grew up on Long Island, fool?! Look it up, you damn Schaden-fraud!
Man #1: Doh!
Man #2: Hmmph.
Man #1: Um, you do know what schadenfreude means don’t you? It’s a German word and there is no English …
Man #2: It means epicaricacy, and why the hell are you speaking German when you’re Irish and grew up on Long Island, fool?! Look it up, you damn Schaden-fraud!
Man #1: Doh!
Schaden-fraud by SteelyDuck September 10, 2026
Sickle Tie Anemia
The odd, unexplainable phenomenon wherein your necktie, when returned from the dry cleaner, has a slight but noticeable "J" or sickle shape.
Damn, man. Every tie I stain comes back from the cleaners with Sickle Tie Anemia! What's up with that?!
Sickle Tie Anemia by SteelyDuck February 5, 2021