Skip to main content
the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved
wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by anonymous June 19, 2022
mugGet the please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-mug.

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house
by anonymous May 8, 2023
mugGet the im at my dads housemug.

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
mugGet the my house my rulesmug.

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 7, 2021
mugGet the Paint my housemug.

russians in my summer house

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!
by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018
mugGet the russians in my summer housemug.

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024
mugGet the Why is there a bat flying around my house?mug.

Share this definition