wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-
by anonymous June 19, 2022

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.
by anonymous May 8, 2023

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!
by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018

