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Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009
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return of the king

The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!
Do we really need an example?
by Rosie February 7, 2004
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TheKingMasterYT

American YouTuber that makes videos on the Internet that are really funny and quality content He has 100+ subscribers and he is on the growing in a fast pace
Boomer :Who is TheKingMasterYT

Kid : it’s god of 2019
by TheKingMasterYT November 10, 2019
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The King's Deuce

The perfect away-from-home shit.
When I walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. I knew I was alone, and when I saw the seats up, I knew I was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. Beaming with anticipation, I put the seat down and settled into my throne for The King's Deuce.
by Halal Snackbar February 19, 2015
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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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A short that Nick eh 30 worked insanely hard on because of his griefers...
Nick eh 30: You think you're the king I'm the king!
* horn sound*
Nick eh 30: You and what army?
* A bunch of people appear*
Nick eh 30: OOOOOH CRAPPP!
*gets shot*
by Cragsly September 13, 2023
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The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.
The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."
by kris takahashi November 30, 2010
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