At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011
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Ex. Person 1: "Dude you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes."
Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "
Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "
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"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."
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Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.
Guy 1: Dude? What are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.
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Jimmy: Where Joe?
Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.
Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.
Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.
Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.
by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011
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