backseat surfer

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.

by Ardouche January 28, 2008

surfer on acid

A cocktail and or shot that contains:

1 part Jägermeister
1 part Malibu Rum
1 1/4 pineapple juice

Hey bartender, can I get a surfer on acid please.

by Patrick Calabria March 31, 2007

Turd-surfer

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.

A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer

by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.

The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.

by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006

Subway surfers

People who ride skateboards in a sandwich shop

Hey those Subway surfers ran over my damn meatball sub

by Theguy you know from school July 30, 2020

Surfer girl

pretty much the sickest chicks around. doesn't matter where the girl comes from, they will be chill and awesome.

beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it

I totally picked up this hot surfer girl last night. guy 1
Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2
Talked about surfing. guy 1
Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2

by surfergirl94 January 23, 2011

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009