The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

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Split the Back

sex move in which Chick laying face down head in the pillow clenching the headboard with fury as the man uses his knees to push her legs up in a split off to each side as he rams his hard knob straight into the love spot from behind

I gave that bitch the Split the Back!

by JBut December 25, 2007

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split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.

"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"

by JonDMA August 20, 2006

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Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.

Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.

by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010

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split the charge

A non-existent defence, used by those who mistakenly believe that if a crime is committed in conjunction with others, the charge can be split, thereby reducing one's sentence (has been used in conjunction with the defence bender your honour)

"Bender your Honour! My client was hoping that as he committed the offence with his two mates, they could all split the charge"
(Judge) "throw the defendant in jail!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

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