hep swivel

A hep swivel is diverting something with a completly irrelevant question or statement to the subject of conversation. To be used to change the subject, especially when you don't like where the conversation is going.

Valarie: Bobby, we need to talk about our relationship....
Bobby: You're friend Janice called. I think she mentioned something about shoe shopping.
Valarie: Loveyoubye! *SLAM*
Bobby: Phew, saved by the old hep swivel.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 15, 2010

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis

A combination of herpes, hepatitis, and syphillis; the result of having sex with a nasty stripper

Man, that hoe from the titty-bar will give you herp-a-hep-a-syph-a-fuck-a-litis!

by SexyNelly September 7, 2008

Hep

A hep is a nickname govern to those who have squeaky voiceshigh pitch. Also majority of heps h
Are obese and are below 3ft 4'

Guy1 "look at that kid he's so fat, small and squeaky "

Guy2 " yehhe must be a Hep "
Guy3 "i love sheree"

by Big Hesk August 31, 2018

Hep addict

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction. Sometimes referred to as diabetes.

He’s a real Hep addict. Got his own internet show too. Has some technical people do it for him. Won’t quote him ‘cause he just likes to create sensation for his hep addiction.

by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018

Hepped up for no place.

Hepped up for no place: when one helps oneself up with imagined conflicts in order to get a self dose of testosterone. Often done when their regular substance of addiction is no longer available. See also:

Hep addict. - One who gets hepped up for no reason other than to feed their solitary testosterone addiction.

He was all like Stormin’ Normin’ yesterday. Postwar and all hepped up for no place. Getting angry about the neighbors four doors down’s methods of lawn care and pruning.

by Mark Falconer September 9, 2018

hepped up

Excited for sexual activities

Alex was hepped up for what was about to happen

by Burg3rs August 24, 2019