Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )

My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.

by zimbax November 19, 2012

the government

a bunch of dirty smelly hippies

satanic bastards who are still practicing slavery to this very day

by truth teller February 14, 2007

the governor

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.

Kelly used the governor last night while blowing me.

by HomerT February 14, 2007

Special Meeting of the Government

1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.

2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.

First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.

President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.

Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?

by KeenJane August 11, 2009

The Government

1)A bunch of fucking ass holes that should all go to hell for there fucking stupidity.
2)The sad thing they call mother of freedom.
3)Bush is part of the government, thus making the government even worse and by far more corrupt then it needed to be.
4)FUCKERS

The Government is worthless and heterosexually challenged because of the war, and by allowing Bush to become president ;-@!!!!!

Note: If you voted for Bush.. or anyone else helping to corrupt the "free" (free-my-ass) United States... You're GAY... I mean that Non-Offensively to actual heterosexually challenged people.

Note2: Power To The H~C~P!! :-) Even though I'm straight.

by Lyss-Marie November 14, 2005

the glove

To give some one the glove is basically to screw them over or put them in a compromised position. ALso it can be used when someone has been given a task requiering much manual labour. The glove can be given to anyone at anytime for anything. It can also be used like this: "I've been gloved".

Frank: Looking at a huge pile of bricks he must move says" "I think i just got handed the glove"

Frank: I've been gloved.

Boss: I'm gonna give u the glove.

by George_Glover May 29, 2007