Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

dog shit player

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life

kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player

by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

Dog shit pie

Something that is absolute wank

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007

by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009

Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

by Rock it February 15, 2010

Smellin Dog Shit

A notion of something bad about to happen; an omen. n

'I think theres goin ta be a storm'
'Nah nigga you just smellin dog shit'

by crossoverpoint February 12, 2009

Hammered Dog Shit

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

by tbone87 April 28, 2008

dog shit park

Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.

Hey! Do you want to smoke some pot in dog shit?

by daeth December 17, 2004