swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

Wrecked On The Deck

To get shittered/drunk while sitting on a deck or a wood platform.

Lets get wrecked on the deck this weekend
Are we going to Centennial Park to get wrecked on the deck this weekend?
Im Wrecked on the deck

by gord downie2 December 17, 2008

Stain the Deck

The act of releasing one's man seed onto a female's back after intercourse.

The best way to finish doggy-style is to stain the deck.

by Pistale July 28, 2010

Hit the Deck

To get high or stoned, by smoking marijuana.

'Hey Man, are we going to hit the deck tonight?'

'I Hit the Deck hard last night!'

by Mary Jay Wana March 7, 2009

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

washed the deck

To eat out a girl

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him

by yea me 2 December 31, 2014

Fetch the deck

Rubbing the balls during a sexual act.

Baby please fetch the deck while sacking my dick

by Fetch the Deck September 3, 2016