Bouldered

A step above stoned, the high equivalent of shitfaced.

First I was pebbled, then i was stoned, but eventually i ended up getting boulderedddd

by Ya Boi TC October 13, 2012

boulder

A large, high quality crack rock.

This nigga right here has the biggest boulders, motherfucker, Motherfucker, these motherfuckin rocks fat!

by silverfucked July 7, 2003

bouldering

Only the absolute most gangsta sport in the entire world. Duh.
Basicly, climbing to the top of big rocks. Really big rocks are called highballs. And you don't climb a boulder; you "send" it.
The great thing about it is that all you need is a chalkbag(Prefarably filled), climbing shoes and a crash pad. If you're thrifty all under $200 bucks--and they last forever.

Dude, this weekend I'm going bouldering on that highball that you couldn't send.

by MoreGangstaThanYou April 3, 2007

Boulder

a large female ass. preferably with a stunning scoop.

"o snap!, check out Keesha's fat ass boulder!"

by Cray Loresk May 3, 2008

boulder

Slang for crack cocaine.

"How much does that boulder cost?"

by +Skep'tiKaL- March 23, 2007

Boulder

In reference to a big person/thing

Man that guy is a boulder

by Darkness612 March 27, 2019

Boulder

The "cereal bowl" of Colorado, because it has all the FRUITS, the FLAKES, and the NUTS.

You're going down to Boulder this weekend? Bad idea.

by jlv April 7, 2004