under the boardwalk

The place where people sleep after losing all their money at the casino.

I lost it all at Tropicana and have to sleep under the boardwalk tonight.

by T00Lio April 25, 2024

Fish and chips in the boardroom

When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously

This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business

by Mickmcmanus April 21, 2023

The College Board

(noun) An evil government conspiracy created by corporate America to test all students "equally" through standards, when really they are creating a social hierarchy between rich kids who can afford tutors and poor kids who cannot. Though deemed a non-profit organization, they use much of the money from their "tests" to eat $1000 plates New York City. They hire evil masterminds to create tests devoted to ruining high schoolers lives by asking them questions on AP tests not pertaining to anything they have learned that year, or for that matter what pertains to doing well in college. They do not grade their supposed tests, and instead give rich kids the better scores allowing rich america to keep going to Ivy League schools, and the poor kids to community colleges. The rest of us receive scores by which The college board hires a room full of monkeys to throw darts at a dart board, and whatever numbers they hit are the scores you receive in the mail.

"Dude I didn't get accepted into any good colleges!"

"WTF? but you have a 4.0!"

"Yeah but The college Board said i got a 1600 on my SATs, apparently I'm not good enough to go to college"

by samuraichikx June 6, 2009

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021

back to the drawing board

starting over, examining one's failed plans and beginning anew

After the Palestinian elections in 2006, is George Bush saying "Mission Accomplished" or "back to the drawing board?"

by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006

The Dart Board

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.

Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board

by echostorm August 28, 2008

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

by DJBitz October 18, 2010