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Blump Wrap

Not to be confused with Blunt Wrap; A Blump Wrap is a protective covering, usually aluminum foil, that is used by the person giving you a blumpkin to store your fecal matter for later use.

see also porter blump
You know your girl is freaky when she is giving you a blumpkin, and reaches for a blump wrap.

Is that a burrito? no its my blump wrap. Talk about corn salsa!
by Jdubz1415 September 11, 2009
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monk blump

when you give someone else head while youre taking a shit
my girl friend was taking a fat shit so i walked in the bathroom and asked for a monk blump
by bassmaster6969 November 4, 2011
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Blip Blump

No glamerous way to put it, a blip blump is a fat chick. If you are a really fat chick you are a blippy blumpstocking. Reason for this name is the sound the fat girl makes when she walks, if you listen close you can hear it.
Craig: Damn look at that blip blump over there, she is a super heavy weight for sure.
Kathy: Wow, your right check out those golf ball size sweat beads falling off her triple chin, and all she is doing is standing still.
by Craigory S June 22, 2011
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T-Blump

Basically the same as T-Bagging and Blumping but mixed together. So getting your balls sucked whilst having a poo
Me and this bird t-blumped last night, felt well nice.
by JLB WINKLE March 18, 2009
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Blump monkey

The act of a woman giving a man a blow job on the toilet, and as he cums in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the semen pours down the mouthbof the woman. She then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goeS back to giving head to the male.
Sarah gave cole a blump monkey, as he was dissatisfied later that night.
by B Jack April 17, 2010
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Blump Crain

To give head while taking a shit.
To have oral sex while pooping.
Relieving yourself while getting blown
"Hey brian, that girl sure gives some good blump crain."
by Dave Armstrong October 4, 2005
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blump bnut

When a man has an orgasm while receiving a blumpkin
You're glowing! You must have had a blump bnut earlier
by AKEnthusiast June 17, 2019
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