Swedish Coffee

Swedish Coffee

When you ejaculate several times into a container, store it in your refrigerator and serve it to unknowing guests with their coffee.

“My landlord really enjoyed thar Swedish coffee I served him today (wink wink)

by SassySusy February 11, 2023

Swedish Claymore

A sexual act or prank in which a person inserts candy items such as sprinkles into their anus, then proceeds to fart them out onto their partner's face. Thus mimicking the shrapnel that is expelled from the Claymore anti-personnel mine, but with sweets.

"I ran out of M&Ms after giving Rodney some Swedish Claymores. I can't believe he still ate them."

by CheezHed21 August 22, 2011

Swedish Marine

When a man puts one ball into a woman's ass and at the same time, he puts the other one in her vagina. And then the woman or someone else tastes them both.

I'm going to Joan and Stephany's house and they want to watch a Dolph Lundgren movie; but I bet they want the Swedish Marine.

by Reickk May 22, 2015

Swedish Hearne

A Scandinavian variant on the commonly used term "Hearne". It is regarded by many as the first variation of the term, originating circa. 1999. Can be used in many of the same ways as "Hearne" and is mainly used to display the speakers mastery of the "Hearne" dialect.

(Note: "Swedish Hearne" is rarely used in its complete form and is most commonly shortened to "Swearne". Other variants include, but are not limited to: "Swedo", "Swearnso", "Swearnsy" and the extended version: "SSSSWWWWWWWEEEEEAAAAARNE")

Speaker #1: "Hearne?"
Speaker #2: "No, Swedish Hearne"

Speaker #1: "Jesus, did you see that fella from Sweden leading those kids around?"
Speaker #2: "Oh, you mean the Swearne?"

by the observant hearne April 29, 2010

Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

swedish lunchbox

a suitcase, according to Abe Simpson

Abe: Back then, suitcases were called swedish lunchboxes, of course no one knew about it but me.

by benny_s94 January 11, 2009

The Swedish Crusader

When you stuff a snus deep into a woman’s vagina and try to lick it out back into your mouth. This is a well known act in the Swedish sex-world. It is often referred as an act of honour against our history of snus.

- omg Kristin and Johan did The Swedish Crusader last night

- what? Johan is such a gentleman, but did he manage to get the snus out again from her vaginal cavity?
- of course, Johan is a well known user of The Swedish Crusadee

by Filleman December 22, 2020