What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career
Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!

My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson

robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks
by talking space monkeys April 16, 2009
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A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.
Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
by forthright December 4, 2011
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An actor that is nowhere near attractive enough to play Edward Cullen, but made a decent Cedric Diggory.
Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.
by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010
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a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.
Damn! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.
by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009
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An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.
Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3
by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009
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1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?
by chuddlewinks July 8, 2010
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Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.
Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?
by TwilightLover09 March 22, 2009
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