poop

a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your ass in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.

The poop shot out of my butt at rapid fire speed.

As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.

by mike February 14, 2004

poop

replaces any word that you're too lazy to think of

Can you go get me the poop?

by Annie December 30, 2003

poops

Poops is this kid I went to high school with who pooped his pants in 6th grade and ever since then everyone calls him poops.

Hey poops why'd you poop yourself?

by Don Smelhorn April 2, 2003

Poop

Early English term for "substance that emits from anus".

I shall poop on thee!

by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine January 30, 2005

poop

P - People
O - Order
O - Our
P - Patties

Causing them to poop!

by The Dalai Lama June 10, 2007

Poop

A really nice person

You are poop

by Zachary katz April 5, 2017

Poop

Well, who in the name of the lord would randomly look up poop in the urban dictionary? Well, if you seriously don't know what poop is, you asked for it. Poop is something that comes out of your butt a short while after you eat. Its brown and squishy. Ok, that's enough, bye.

Guy 1: Hey dude, I gotta poop
Guy 2: alright, go. But be quick!
Guy 1: ok. *goes to the bathroom to poop*

by Enesbelongstograce26 November 27, 2019