by Fo0dNippl3 November 9, 2003
:poop: is the new spam going around Facebook, ever since Facebook added new Emoticons.
On Pages Status updates one would post :poop: as many times as they wish. When they comment :poop: it will immediately turn into the emoticon, which looks like poop.
On Pages Status updates one would post :poop: as many times as they wish. When they comment :poop: it will immediately turn into the emoticon, which looks like poop.
by Satuim253 January 2, 2013
Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014
by samass14 April 30, 2015
The brown stuff that comes out your anus.
Could be a solid or liquid.
Can contain corn and other contents.
Classified as a number 2
Examples:
The Clean poop:
The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.
The Lincoln logger:
A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.
The Floater:
The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.
The Flog:
The Floater Lincoln Logger.
Corn Poop:
The one that has corn in it. lol.
The Power POOP:
The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast.
The wet Poop/Shart:
The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.
The splash poop:
You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water.
The Never-ending poop:
The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.
The false alarm:
The one where you sit down,
But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.
The Disappointment poop:
The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff.
The sudden poop:
The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet.
And last but not least,
The Surprise poop:
You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.
Could be a solid or liquid.
Can contain corn and other contents.
Classified as a number 2
Examples:
The Clean poop:
The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.
The Lincoln logger:
A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.
The Floater:
The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.
The Flog:
The Floater Lincoln Logger.
Corn Poop:
The one that has corn in it. lol.
The Power POOP:
The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast.
The wet Poop/Shart:
The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.
The splash poop:
You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water.
The Never-ending poop:
The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.
The false alarm:
The one where you sit down,
But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.
The Disappointment poop:
The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff.
The sudden poop:
The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet.
And last but not least,
The Surprise poop:
You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.
Billy had to poop but couldn't make it to the bathroom. He was then laughed at due to the brown coloration of his pants.
by azncommenter February 16, 2009