Grape Lottery

When you win some crappy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.

A: "Look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo's I won at my church's fundraiser last night, guys! Look! They spin and stuff!"

B: "I see you've finally won the Grape Lottery. Congratulations."

by Kapu Wolf March 9, 2009

The Drunk Lottery

Finding money you forgot you had in your pants pockets sometime after wearing them out on a drinking binge.

Grace thought she was broke but she found thirty eight dollars in her pants pockets from the other night at the bar. She was a little too stoked. Like she won the drunk lottery.

by Frank De'Checko June 19, 2010

Thottery Lottery

1)A event of participating in thot like behavior.

2)A place or event where there are a lot of thots
(Copyright Samchetta and Bubblegum Blonde)

1) welcome to the thottery lottery! Where today we will be observing the new and mysterious species known as the thot!
2) Dude this place is crawling with pretty ladies we hit the thottery lottery bro!

by welphereweareagain April 9, 2019

gay lottery

When a gay man enters into a relationship with a man that wears the same size shirts, pants, and shoes, thereby doubling the size of both men's wardrobe.

"Dave totally hit the gay lottery dating Brad because now he has twice as many clothes to wear!"

by J.R.N November 28, 2007

Baby Lottery

Putting a funnel in a girl's vagina while you and your friends all masturbate into the funnel, then 9 months later you all go in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

The entire baskeball team participated in a baby lottery on a sexy cheerleader. Nine months later, Billy was the winner.

by Dick McMoose December 3, 2005

red lottery

The winner of the red lottery is a guy that brings home a chick for hot coffee, who's having her period.

"So, did you get any action last night?"
"No,I won the red lottery"
"ROFL that's disgusting!"

by ondeKjetil November 26, 2006

negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010