Jonah is probably a tall handsome man with soft fluffy hair that gets in his face. He is a very deep emotional and sad person but he hides it from most of the world. He's very mean to the average person but there is usually a person or two that get his soft spot. He has a huge dick, Im talking 8 inches. Jonah is a religious name so he's probably uncut but don't you dare worry about that, as a woman I can say uncut feels better and is just intimidating cause its not what your used to. Your very unlikely to be selected as a Jonah's Lover because he chooses very few but if you do one day get this opportunity you will remember it forever.
by Karry K April 9, 2021
A person who usually holds the rights to a very large BONER, pronounced "bonah" from the british accent, every word ending in -ah, -nah, or -er can be placed at the end of Jo- to make sense and complete a new definition. Putting another word in front of -nah, such as "Tunah" would also carry a double meaning, one being of Jonah.
by BigBonah123 January 31, 2022
a cool ass mutha fucka.
likes to have a good time all day, every day.
a person who pretty rad, but can be a dumbass at times.
likes to have a good time all day, every day.
a person who pretty rad, but can be a dumbass at times.
by worrrrrrrrrdddd. November 23, 2009
by EvanhatesJonah November 13, 2019
A boy who can be very awkward or calm. At first look they can be someone you won’t want to be around, but after a while they can become best friends with you. They are big talkers and normally tell the truth. They are very organized all the time! They dream above and beyond of what they want to be! They are always happy, even in tough decisions. They don’t get treated nicely compared to others. He always tries something new and can be a highlight of your day!
by A Boys Name June 19, 2019
he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
by mehoe November 5, 2019