hank

A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"

by sparksneon January 07, 2007

Hank

Known as "the professor", a Mexican politician, and a prosperous businessman. Carlos “Hank” Gonzalez.

Carlos "Hank" Gonzalez was a Mexican politician and influential businessman.

by LadyMaryG March 14, 2023

Hank

Hank is a madness combat character and is the protagonist of the series
that's all i know

"when was there a sentence of hank?"

by CrownAngel May 04, 2021

hank

hank

hank: hank

by n1ghtangel June 29, 2021

hank

ah yes, the main character of madness combat, but also has many whores, cumsluts and bitches, he doesnt have a 'hankussy; but instead, a wimbledick
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.

example 1: "hey hank! hows killing off aahw agents goin for ya?"

example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"

by aster's whore August 08, 2022

hank

guy from madness combat

grunt 1: hey is that fucking hank
grunt 2: oh we're fucked
grunt 1: yea

by wimessir April 01, 2021

hank

to mean you are hungry. hank marvin=starvin. get it?

I need to have some lunch 'cos i'm hank!

by kayt October 18, 2004