Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

beaver bisquits

A breath mint for a smelly vagina

Jessica: girl, my vag smells like turtle soup i cant go out tonight like this
Shelby:you need you a beaver bisquit
beaver bisquits

by Hedgefund34 April 09, 2016

bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.

Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.

by Dick Rude February 09, 2025

Bisquits

Bisquits are another refrence to your stack if money.Your cheddar, or your Waud.

Hey while u sittin around, Im out gettin up on mu bisquits!

by Sexaybiotch August 02, 2019

Sneaky Bisquit

After having sex with someone and you try to sneak out the next morning and get caught by him/her and they ask "where are you going/doing?" You say, "Going To Get US A Biscuit" and never come back!!!!

I has sex with Andrea last night and was caught pulling a "Sneaky Bisquit"!

by Shug203 June 10, 2017

bisquit heels

Dry, flaky, powdery skin on the heels of your feet.

That woman got bisquit heels.

by If6wasfo June 23, 2017