Tenor Sax

Supposedly a good instrument but is actually god awful and always cracks and squeaks whenever they are supposed to play anything whatsoever in a band. The players will always say that it's the reed or embouchure or some shit but it's actually just them and their sucky-ass instrument.

Guy 1: damn did you hear that tenor sax?
Guy 2: yeah who didn't hear that loud-ass dogshit.
Guy 1: fr fr.

by FRICKO MODE December 2, 2020

tanorange

someone who thinks their tan but their orange

Damnnnn, that girl is tanorange
or
A girl who tans too much and becomes orange, tans excessively

by melissaaaaaaaaaaaaaLIzzoie April 10, 2007

temora

A shit hole in the middle of nowhere where there’s nothing better to do than get pregnant, smoke weed and spread rumours.

Let’s go to Temora and eat ass!

by Hellobicths December 21, 2017

Team Tenor

The most badass section of the choir- characterised by singing very high and very loud, putting the other voices (sopranos, altos and basses) to shame. Usually found in the back rows of Cambridge chapel choirs.

"Whoa, man, what is that awesome sound?"
"That? Oh, that's team tenor blasting out a top A."

by TT_to_the_max July 29, 2009

tenovate

Verb - to hang around doing nothing when there's not enough time because something else is about to happen.
Tenovating, tenovater.
Lit, 10 of eight, when you can never do anything.

My ride comes in five minutes, I can't do shit but tenovate at the window till she shows.

by Gilj September 8, 2008

Tenoritis

A disease which primarily afflicts altos, causing them to stop being roped into boring harmonies that you can't even hear over the sopranos and start singing with the tenors, usually better and with more power. Despite being a disease, it is often considered a blessing to those with true tenor ranges who are being held down by the man and/or traditional gender roles.

Conductor: Alex, I didn't hear you on that harmony.
Alex: Sorry, man, I've got tenoritis.

Jill: Kat, I'm so sick of not being heard.
Kat: Let's go sing with Lilly, she's got tenoritis. It's super contagious.

by qree May 13, 2010

Tenor Saxophone

Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.

Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.

by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022